I don't know which standards rated this as a 5* hotel. Everything costs extra - even using the pool was €20 per person for an hour.
Beds weren't very big and me being tall, I had to crouch together.
No air con, so room didn't have great climate.
Room was pretty worn down and had a tiny TV. There were some holes in the curtains (probably from people smoking) that was patched together.
Breakfast was terrible - soggy eggs at a 5* hotel? And super dry bread... Also, there was a cat in the restaurant which seemed to live there and people would feed.. Not great hygiene.....
Hotel restaurant at night, was great food and bathroom looked amazing - not practical to shower though, as there was only a tub and no shower curtain, so everything got wet.
I planned this as a surprise on a roadtrip for my mom and it sounded great on paper..
Also - watch your side mirrors if parking here.. That gate has definitely killed a lot of those!