Lied about having a hotel shuttle so tack on a $15 Uber ride to whatever price they tell you - or just don't deal with fraudsters. I'm confident I'll need to update this with something else terrible as is always the case with penny-pinching, feckless managers.
And I was right ... Breakfast was plain biscuits, some mini muffins and a gallon of milk in a bowl with ice. No lotion in the bathroom but there is soap you have to pump out by the drop and sink-side shampoo! The toilet is almost unflushable and the tp is in a position only a contortionist could reach. Windows let it so much light, even at night, that I has to use all the pillows and sheets from one of my beds to block it all.
Does all this deserve one star? No, but I'm trying to balance out the obviously fake 5 star reviews because trust me, NOBODY is giving this place 5 stars.
Oh, and as to location - they found an empty field of dirt and built two hotels in the middle.