"I'll let (insert the service) know" means that nothing will happen unless a manager is close by.
Kid found a vibrating adult toy under the bed.
Had one towel for two/three days, for the four of us, despite multiple calls/requests for more.
AC was broken, mind you I didn't say anything until our 2nd to last night there because I was comfortable, but nobody was sent until a manager was close by to hear the complaint.
Pool had chlorine resistant, but harmless, bugs/parasites swimming with us.
Courtyard was closed, but as we were trying all the doors we found window ledges so caked with dust/grime that there was a thing layer of dust/grime where people wrote "Clean me". One kid touched it before I could stop them and his finger was sticky after.
Somebody dropped a glass in the elevator. The person "cleaned it" however still plenty of glass shards on the floor and on the 1st floor there was a rather large glass shard just sitting there in front of the elevator. None of this really got cleaned until a manager appeared.
The only nice thing about this place was the location because it was in the dead center of everywhere we wanted to go during our vacation. So we planned our trip around it, everything was a 15 minute drive from here in different directions, it was nice.
I wished I would have taken photos, but I didn't