There is a sink, but it its leaking
There is a faucet, but it drips
There is a toilet, but it creaks because it's loose
There is a shower, but it's height can't be adjusted
There is a bathtub, but it has no shower curtain
There is a tv, but it turned on in the middle of the night
There is a remote for the TV, but the power button doesn't work
There is an aircon, but it turns on and off very noisely
There is a carpet, but it's heavily stained
There is coffee, but it's instant
There are pillows in the bed, but they are very thin
There is a bathroom door, but it binds
There is a door handle, buts it's loose
There is a bed, and it's actually alright
The service is OK, and the location couldn't be much better. Some rooms lack a view, but are also priced accordingly.